Complete travesties

• When I saw this, I knew the end of the world as we know it was upon us. If you want to hear Julia Child say some very bizarre things, this is the place.
• OK, I guess it's time to put up the obligatory anti-Barney link. This one is more... pink... than most.
• I don't know what to make of this... it's the Yoda Ate My Balls page. "Mmmm... your balls, eat them I will."
  
• Best described (by Dan Wood himself) as "a horrible butchering of great art," it's The Mentos Gallery
  
• For those of you who already watch TV, you can now turn it into a total travesty for only $99 with a gizmo available here... TV Graffiti
• The truth emerges! Yes, all of the heroes have truly been unmasked, and even Sesame Street cannot hide the fact that Bert Is Evil, and weekday mornings will never be the same! When I informed my wife that the Bert Is Evil Page had moved (thanks to a fan at Georgian College in Canada for the update), she correctly stated, "well, that doesn't mean that Bert isn't still evil, it just means he's evil someplace else!" So be it.
• The Dysfunctional Family Circus... (moved, as of May 1997) your chance to re-caption the infamous Bil Keane cartoons. Probably the weirdest shit I've seen all year so far. Back online 1/5/97, thank god.
• The Gallery of Advertising Parody. Gee, I wonder why this link is here?
• In keeping with the title of this page, you can now order Shit from Shinola