Subtle, deceptive weird shit

• I can't easily explain this, but you might as well go visit Billy Bob's Bar-B-Que. Don't even ask.
• Freshly exiled from the University of Alberta server, Space Moose now has his own domain and more importantly, his own Netscape-ripoff icon!
  
• Miss Wayne Newton your last visit to Vegas? Go hear Broccoli Man sing at The Mad Martian Museum of Modern Madness. Boogie-town, man. While you're there, be sure and visit the Plastic Eyeball Exhibit and the Interactive Toilet Of Terror.
• I haven't seen new artwork like this in a while, so go check out Tim Kreider's The Pain - When Will It End?
• Every once in a while, I get a link that seems subtly normal on the surface, but... isn't. Go visit Facelicker and I think you'll understand. He recently moved... says that he got "kicked off Tripod and can't understand why..."
• I just love America. This is the land of truly useful inventions.
• It's astonishing how cool English has become. But this isn't English, it's Japanese Engrish
• And in case you want to express yourself, here's a multilingual swear page
• Are you a "joiner?" Need something new to join? Are you bored? These guys will probably take you. I'm joinin' tomorrow!
• Make your mark in the world, with these extremely special fonts.
• I've held off adding this link, because if you go to The Gus Homepage you will never return here. You'll get lost and probably stay up all night there. I did. Just so's you know. Gus is one of the foremost online diarists on the web and nothing gets past him. He's often hilarious and often inscrutable. His place is a universe unto itself and I highly recommend it, but just remember to bookmark this page so you can come back here some day...
• Please spare the cows: do it in VRML at the Virtual Cow-Tipping Page. Takes a while to load, but worth it. Mooo.
• The legendary Fifteen Dead Guys -- go see your fifteen before you end up on someone else's list...
• Once in a while a link just blows me away, and Nikol Lohr's Disgruntled Housewife page is one such site. It's not lewd, it's not obnoxious, it's not easily explained. I will warn you, though, that you had better bookmark this page here before you leave, because once you go there, you won't be back soon.
• The title fascinated us: Propaganda for the Paranoid. Rock on.
• If you do anything long enough, you have to form a professional society. So, go visit the page of the National Association of Amateur Elvis Impersonators. Seriously.
• Are you a guy? Have you ever heard the words "I just wanna be friends?" You must visit Joelogon's Platonic Friendship Page. This man knows the word! (moved, 9/97)
• If you're casting around for a cause, how's about you help -- http://www.cqws.com/debt/ Get Steve Out Of Debt? This guy probably deserves it because of his great support of iguanas. -- aw, man, this page is busted, too! Know where Steve went?
• The Obvious Moose
• My wife hates this link, as she dislikes both cheese and football. So of course, here it is...
• A list of pay phones all over the country -- you can add to it!
• The Spork Page -- I can now safely say I've seen everything
• The Mentos FAQ -- you know, those stupid mints?
• The Breakfast Cereal Hall of Fame hasn't been updated in months, so blow them off and visit Flake World instead.
• A discussion of Why AOL Sucks - word to your mother. If you're viewing this from AOL, be sure and read this, and save some money and aggravation
• CRANK magazine, as well as tons of other strange things. Don't ask, just go.
• Mirsky's Worst (worth visiting but you don't wanna be there) -- Reached end-of-life 11/5/96, but the archives will be up until January, 1997
• The Dead Milkmen Page - all about the primo punk band
• How To Grow A Lot Of Worms
• The Northern Exposure Page - now that they've been canceled, they can live forever.
• The Cheesesteak Page - if you eat it, they will come. Or at least breathe hard.
• Stuff The Censors Don't Want You To See (very diverse stuff)
• Bob's Home Page
• Basic rules for Cats Who Have A House To Run
• The Squid Page
• Nick Sayer's Home Page
• The Juggling Information Service
• I really miss Ferret Central, formerly at the University of Rochester, which had the web's only sound samples of ferrets.
• The Rodent Trivia Page inexplicably has vanished
• Weird Shit Attached To The Internet - through Yahoo
• The Journal
• The Foundation
• The Texas Chainsaw Magazine Page has unfortunately vanished

  ---

  Back