Inscrutable, mystifying weird shit

  • Wagnerov. The truth is up your nose.
  • This page was much more spectacular before FortuneCity started the ad banners. Still, it asks a compelling question
  • I'm sort of sorry that Dave Mirsky discontinued the Worst Of The Web. I'd have sent him the Running Devil Crap Page.
  • ...and, almost certainly, this link to the Shiny Faucet Organization.
  • One of the aspects of true "weirdness" is inexplicability. Prepare to lose your left antler.
  • This site promises, "Your in-laws will be impressed when you inform them that a pear is an edible pomme fruit of the malaceous family." I think I can safely say that if your in-laws are impressed by this, your spouse should not reproduce.
  • It's very important that you understand The End of the World, Part IV.
  • Some people worry about floods, fires, earthquakes, or their car rusting out. But if you stay up nights worried about midgets, the National Midget Resistance is for you.
  • Go here. This is one of the few links I've gotten recently that can only (solely) be described as "terribly weird." It's not obscne, not political, not... it's weird. Go here.
  • This is Mick Lindsay. He's an icthyosurrealist. Don't know what that is? I don't either, even after visiting the page.
  • In case you thought the French Foreign Legion was some thing-of-the-past, they ain't. Never figured they'd be on CompuServe, though...
  • A page about Capt. Canada and his adventures while searching for macaroni & cheese
  • Someone mailed me a link about a Kraft Worship Page -- I'll put the link up as soon as I find it -- ah, yes! here it is!
  • This is somewhat less worshipful, but here's simply the Kraft Dinner Page. Please, folks, I am not obsessed with the stuff. I don't need any more links to the Yellow Peril.
  • This place is known as The Weightless Dog, but please let me introduce you to the only page on the web that deals with The Hairless Dog. thanks for the link, Darren!
  • Hideyuki Nomura sent me a message:
    Greetings from Japan!!!!!
    My name is Hideyuki Nomura, a Japanese fisherman.
    I visited your homepage, it's very shhhhhhhit looking!!!!!!
    BTW, I also have my homepage. URL is,
    http://members.tripod.com/~Hideyuki/index.html
    Who was I to deny him? Anyway, go visit him. Be aware, though, that it's in Japanese. Even the English version is in Japanese, sorta.
  • The Most Fucked-Up Person Alive Tells All - in case you were wondering.
  • The complete text of I've Never Had Anything Quite Like A Moose
  • The Famous "Strawberry Pop-Tart Blowtorches" Page - don't do this anywhere Mom would not approve.
  • Chuck Farnham's Weird World - hard to explain, easy to get pissed off by... Chuck has resurfaced! -- Thanks very much to God for emailing me this updated link to Chuck.
  • Spatula City!
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