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Things you can find right here:

A running commentary on what happens around here: check out My Head Talking
The Pages That Should Exist But Don't Page.
The World's Only Ass-Kicking Machine -- a worldwide exclusive!
This Old House/New Yankee Workshop Drinking Game -- a world premiere right here at the Page of Weird Shit
Some of our awards
Make your miserable mark on history. Go scrawl some stuff on The Comments Page or just shut the hell up. I don't care anymore.

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