Weird bodily function stuff

I'm gonna be sick if I have to look at another site like this.
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Don't wanna just read about it? Well, now, thanks to the miracle of technology, you can Get Your Ass Kicked On The World Wide Web! Just don't come crying back here afterward...
Remember all those guys in college who dropped out of chemistry and went into marketing? If you have some excess cash on you, or if you're not totally maxed on on Visa or MasterCard, you can find out where some of those guys ended up (and acquire many fine products) by visiting The Fart Mart. Be sure to read the legal disclaimer.
Pissed off at someone? Now you can spit bile via the Web. Stand back.
OK, ok, this is one of those links for which this page was designed: The Official "Tree-In-Bum" Survey. Now, remember that the site is in Canada, and up there, "bum" means "ass," not "hobo" or "homeless person." Please do not insert trees in homeless people without their permission.
I don't know why I was sent a link to the Museum of Menstruation in Washington, DC, but it happened, so I guess I have to deal with it
I used to watch Kukla, Fran and Ollie when I was young, but this sort of hand puppet, in the shape of... well... uh...
Be sure and visit Weird Ferd's Page. Pay attention to the background logo. This is reportedly one of the sites of the infamous "Flash Mountain" photographs.

Well, I went and did it. I joined The Shit Ring. Don't ask me to explain, I don't even really understand it myself. A couple of weeks ago, I got this mail message:

Date:          Sat, 14 Dec 1996 19:15:18 -0800
From:          "aIVARS r." 
Organization:  World Domination Organization
To:            turtle@fred.net
Subject:       Hey, yo yo yo

Just wonderin' if you wanted to join my SHIT RING. What the ring does
is if you sign up it'll add you to da ring and other sites which are
in da ring will carry a seal of the shit ring. JEEZUS THIS is too
fucking hard to explain, here check this page for more info. if you
wanna join.

http://www.best.com/~aar/webring/
-- 
      THE SHIT  page
http://www.best.com/~aar/online/shit/shit.htm
mailto:aar@best.com

Kids, don't try this at home: Mark Eats AOL. I'm not gonna try to explain it, so just go there and have your jollies...
Don't try this either: http://www.owt.com/users/nbowler/nose/nose.htm" -- The Amazing Nose-Cam -- vanished in early 1997 -- if you know where it went, please email me and I will be thankful for a while...
It had to happen: The Pull-My-Finger Home Page... this place has just gotten out of hand. I guess it was SO out of hand, they discontinued it. What a loss.
A page about penis cracking. Don't even think about asking me what it is. I don't know.
The Ultimate Strip Club List -- don't click this if you're conservative.
See If We Give A Shit
--exposed as a hoax! but go there anyway...
The Butt Page

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