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since Mar 23, 1996.

In memory of Carl Sagan

Returned to the Cosmos

but his Spaceship of the Imagination remains.

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Daria

The Simpsons

What Happens When You Spam?

My E-mail Address -- and CyberTwins

Best of UseNet Humor

Friends of the Little Guy

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Home is Where the Little Guy is....

In Fandom, you can find the Little Guy onboard:

USS Highlander NCC-10530 of STARFLEET

USS Christa McAuliffe NCC-860 of The Federation

Also, listed on the STARFLEET Executive Committee Page as Administrative Vice Commandant, STARFLEET Academy

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This way to... AREA 52

FEEDBACK Central and Electronic UNofficial Editorial Site for STARFLEET International:

The World's LARGEST Fan-Run TREK Organization or something to that effect...

Winner of the AREA 52 THREE-DAY QUOTE for:

• April 2, 1997
• May 14, 1997

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Satayana Department...

STARFLEET'S 1995 Conference:

Three Days That Shook the Fleet!

As transcribed by:

• Alexandra 'Sashi' German

• Lisa Paradis-Berkenbilt

• "Ranger" Mike Smith

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Mystery Science Theatre 3000 on the Sci-Fi Channel!




• Dead Link to article from Raleigh News & Observer (featuring a quote from the Little Guy!) (Looking for new link

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  Shake Your Keys!

  
  

• Link to the Official Frederick Keys Home Page Carolina League affiliate of the Baltimore Orioles!
  
• Link to Baseball America's Information Page on the Keys
  
• Link to the Carolina League Home Page
  
• Current Carolina League Standings
  

  Oh, yeah, Bite me, Blue Rocks!
  

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  The Great Maker, J. Michael Straczynski

  Words of Wisdom:

  • When Debate Becomes Futile
    
  • Fear and Paranoia in the Modern World
    

  Follow this 'jumpgate' to The Lurker's Guide to Babylon 5

  This way to worship at the Church of Joe! (Dead Link... need to redirect
  

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  La la la la la...

  Daria!

  Follow the Adventures of the Acerbic and Erudite Daria Morgendorfer on MTV!

  

  Recommended Daria Links to start with:

  • Daria Central
  • alt.lawndale.com

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  The Simpsons Every Sunday at 7 PM ET on FOX!

  Did You Notice? Looking for Freeze Frame Fun? Cultural References? You'll find them all here:
  

• The Complete and Legendary Simpsons Archives

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  The Agony and Ecstacy of SPAMMING

  
  When you crosspost to Usenet groups, you may get different responses.
  I answered one Spam and made the Best of Usenet Humor!
  
  However, I answered another Spam and made The Index of Enemies of the Jihad!
  

• Here's why!
  Remember to post smartly!
  

  The preceeding not affiliated with Partnership for a Spam-Free Usenet

  
  

  Oh yes, Barney is evil.
  

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  Contact the right Tom R!

  Address e-mail to: TomR@Fred.Net
  Remember there is only one Little Guy!
  
  

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  As Cited in alt.humor.best-of-usenet --

  • May 9, 1996
  • May 24, 1997
  • September 8, 1997
  • April 10, 1998
  • April 17, 1998 (Group effort from rec.arts.tv.mst3k.misc)

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  "Only the cool people know the Little Guy".

  -- quote by Cap'n Ho, Howard Cronson(Need to update Link)

  • The R-Man, Alan Ravitch
    
    
  • Lady Lisa Paradis-Berkenbilt of Purple
    
    
  • Cap'n Elli, Karen Gehm! (Need to get new link)

  Disclaimer: The listing of the preceding links are part of an ongoing compilation and should not be considered a finalized list. The absence of certain links and/or persons should not be construed automatically as a lack of coolness nor as a state of obliviousness to the existance of The Little Guy.

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  Other Links of Interest

  • Reagan's Challenger Speech by Peggy Noonan
    
    
  • On-line short story from Nicholas A. DiChario
    -- the best new SF writer around.
    
    

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  Updated: 0004.12 1700
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